Gallery 738 Kicking Tree Trunks
	"You look so helpless hanging upside down in your speedo, just begging for attention.  How could I resist kicking that perfect body??"
	"Wow, that big soft belly of yours has no resistance at all!  This feels like I'm kicking a pillow!"
"Come on REF!  OUCH!!  Can't you see I'm in the ropes??  Get this big ape away from me before he kicks my breakfast loose!  OW!"
"OK Batista, back off now.  I know they call you 'the Animal' but it doesn't mean you get to act like one in the ring.  Hey, I said back off!"
	"So why do they call you 'Boy Wonder??'  Is it because you're wondering how a wrestling shoe would feel planted in your guts.  OK, here ya go!"
	"At least I don't have to pretend I'm in pain here, because these belly kicks really do hurt like a bitch!   OUCH!!"
	"Wow, you've been working out!  It feels like I'm kicking a brick wall.  Oh well, a few dozen more gut stomps should soften you up!"
"Fans, brutality like this has no place in the sport of Professional Wrestling.  He's now kicking his trapped opponent like a rented mule!"
"OOOFFFF!!   Hey big man, watch where you're aiming those kicks!  You're hitting my NUTS instead of my GUTS!!   AHHHHH!"
	"Hey just because I'm stuck in the ropes like this, doesn't mean you need to run over and kick me.  You know, you COULD be nice and help me get down!"
	"What should I do, fans?  Should I kick this big beast in the stomach now that he's trapped?  I knew you'd say yes.  The fans ALWAYS say yes!"
"Whoops!  I fell off the corner post!  But at least by hooking my legs in the ropes, I didn't crash down on my head!"
"Talk about a wardrobe malfunction, I wore this shirt in the ring to cover up the fact that I've been eating too many donuts lately!"
"That's OK buddy!  That bare stomach gives me a nice target to aim my kicks at.  Don't move, here comes another one!"
"Damn, I don't know which is worse: Falling head-first down to the hard floor, or hanging here like a fly in a spider's web while this beast kicks a mud-hole in my body!"
	"Oh no, my legs are tangled in the ropes.  Hey can you come over here and help me get out of this helpless position?"
	"Yeah, I'll help you down, the hard way.  I'll just kick your stomach until you break loose and fall on the mat."
	"That still didn't work.  Can you think of any other ways to get me out of this predicament?"
	"OK, how about I choke you until you pass out?  When your body relaxes, you'll flop down off the ropes like a rag doll."