Gallery 734
Hung out to Dry
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When a wrestler is locked in
the Tree of Woe with his opponent wringing his neck, the fans get to check
out his pro-style gear like clothing hung on the neighbor's clothes-line.
This hunk wears traditional jobber gear: fancy blue trunks,
matching knee pads, and clean white boots.
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Long tights aren't usually
recommended on a pro wrestler, unless his body is lean and ripped, and the
tights are skin-tight. This hottie is able to pull off a sexy look in
those blue nut-hugging tights.
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Only the
cutest young athletes can pull off wearing the Stars and Stripes. You
know you're going to see these Captain America wanna-be's suffer. If
the government outlaws flag burning, will these patriotic jobbers need to
find different gear?
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For that
butch cowboy or biker look, some wrestlers wear jeans and leather chaps.
This fashion choice sends a very strong message: I either want to
hurt someone or be hurt, I don't care which.
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The surf-boarded victim wore
Ultimate Fighter style shorts, which are almost always a fashion failure.
These pants make the wrestler look tough, but prevent the fans from
seeing what they paid to see.
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Now here is how a Pro Wrestler
should dress for success! You will never go wrong wearing a tight speedo
in the ring, even if your body is not this ripped. This may be the
best choice of wrestling gear featured in this gallery.
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Here's a wrestler in skin-tight
green shorts being hung out to dry on the dreaded Tree of Woe. If you
must wear knee-length trunks, at least make them tight with thin, shiny fabric.
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The brute in black gear attacks
the jobber with some stiff kicks to his soft belly. He deserves to be gut-stomped
for wearing those long green pants instead of briefs!
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The attacker
bends his victim's body into the shape of the Letter "C", warping his spine
in the wrong direction. The fans get a peek at the waistband of his
underwear, another fashion mistake.
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With a massive body like that,
this body-builder can wear whatever he wants. He would look powerful,
muscular, and fierce in a pink tu-tu.
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If you must wear a t-shirt,
at least wear a skin-tight see-thru muscle-shirt like this flamboyant jobber
in the bright costume wore. But loose baggy pants are never acceptable
in the pro ring, an example of What Not To Wear.
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Whoa, these shiny pink tights
look amazing on this hard brother. Great gear selection, I wonder who his
designer is?? The gang-banger outside the ring prepares to attack his
exposed body.
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The ref scolds the cheater
as he punishes the spine of the hottie in pink tights. They say the
clothes make the man, and in this case, the tights definitely make the wrestler!
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Some wrestlers wear tights
with different colored legs. If you absolutely must wear tights, it
can be a pretty hot look. The brute outside the ring knows how to pull
off a great veteran "heel" costume, in proper black trunks and shiny gold
boots.
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In the good old days, wrestlers
had few fashion choices. Most wrestlers simply wore black trunks and
boots. The fanciest gear available was two-tone trunks like this Japanese
victim is wearing.
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Whoa, Batista offers
a cocky smile as he shows off that incredible slab of muscle. In the
ring, he looks fierce in his metallic speedo, dumping Chris Jericho in the
corner and locking his legs over the turn-buckles for a nice Tree of Woe.
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GRRRR!! This Batista
looks like a BEAST in red gear, you gotta love it! He exits the ring
and grips Jericho by the chin to try breaking his back against the corner
buckles.
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You really don't want
a powerful hunk like Batista cranking on your neck. Jericho will be
lucky if he gets through this match with his head still attached to his
shoulders and his purple tights still intact.
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Below we see Batista looking
god-like in a shiny gold speedo. Despite the ref's warnings, the animal
continues to brutalize Jericho's neck and spine, using his outrageous strength
to stretch and bend poor Jericho to the breaking point.
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Jericho never really had a
chance against this ferocious animal. Just look at the inhuman power
packed into this freak's amazing body! Who could ever defeat this
man-beast??
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In case his fans didn't realize he is an "Animal," he wore his nick-name
on his white speedo. Flair and Batista celebrate his domination and
victory over Jericho with an embrace. I think Flair enjoys feeling
the raw power in that incredible body pressed against his chest.
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