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Issue 166 |
By: Man of 1,000 Holds |
April 30, 2006 |
Gallery 702 Knee Boarding |
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The most common way to apply the Surfboard is to drop on one knee
and press your other knee between the victim's shoulder blades. You
can tell from this stud's scowl of agony that this is a very painful position. |
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Even though this dude wore a mask to conceal his face, you can
still tell from his eyes that this hold --and his opponent's relentless trash-talk
-- is causing him great suffering. |
The white kid thought he was tough with his powerful physique packed
in those tight square cuts. When will these white punks learn that
the brothers are always more powerful?! |
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The black stud continues to
bend his white toy in the wrong direction, teaching the pretty-boy to respect
and honor his superiors. |
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The white kid is strong, but
he is no match for the muscular black master. His body is broken across
the black dude's knee. |
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I like their sexy expressions: the beefy victim wincing in pain, Austin Aries gritting his teeth, determined to hurt the stud, and the ref leaning in with a pained, compassionate look on his cute face as he talks calmly to the suffering stud. |
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The Surfboard gives the ref a chance to get in the trapped victim's
face and ask him if he's ready to submit. Then the brave hero, such
as Rey Misterio, can shake his head and say "NO! NO!!" |
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The Kneeling Surfboard also offers a great view of the attacker's
lower body strength. Check out the powerful legs on this strong hottie
in the white trunks and black boots! WOW!! |
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Steve Corino shows off the bulge in his white speedo as he over-powers
huge Scott Steiner. Corino is not the most muscular dude, but he sure
knows how to wear a pair of wrestling trunks! |
I like this stud's blue and white gear, and his Surfboard variation. He plants BOTH knees into the muscular victim's spine for double the pressure on his punishing Surfboard! |
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Chris Daniels likes to punish his opponents in some long holds,
and this victim really sells the agony, twisting his body around like he's
sitting on a tack. |
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This long-haired victim throws
his head back as his arms are stretched behind him. Now he matches the
image of the crucifixion tattoed on his chest. |
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Both wrestlers in this match have grown long hair like chicks,
well past their shoulders. This allows them to whip their hair around
like leaves blowing in the wind, adding drama and raw energy to their grappling
action. |
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This isn't the cleanest image
of beefy Mike Enos, but it sure is an interesting pose. His chest is
stretched apart as he tosses back his head to show the fans the pain etched
on his face. |
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Mark Jindrak loves to show off his great body by wearing shiny
silver trunks, and by flexing his muscles when he's held in awkward holds
like the Surfboard. The ref takes advantage of Jindrak's helpless position,
pointing in his face and calling him a big pussy. |
You would normally expect the cute blond kid to be trapped in a
hold like this. Here, young Spanky flips the script and punishes the
larger bruiser in his Surfboard. |
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The camera zooms in on this Surfboard victim's face, so we get
to enjoy every grunt, scowl, moan and groan right in our living room. |
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The Mexican fans love to see their heroes trapped in the dreaded
Surfboard, their arms stretched back as they struggle to escape. The caption says: "The mask in pieces and with blood running into his face, we see Magico being mistreated by Satanico." |
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The beefy daddy puts the pressure on the masked muscle-man. The
victim's rock-hard body glistens with sweat as his powerful arms are yanked
back to the breaking point. |
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Yet another masked Mexican hero is punished by his chubby opponent,
and the fans go home horny and happy. To join in the fun, the ref shakes
his finger in the Luchadore's face. |
This huge Fireplug applies a Surfboard, then his ruthless partner kicks the helpless man square in the belly. This is exactly the action the Mexican fans spend their hard-earned pesos on. |
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Is the ref making fun of the helpless stud, by pretending to cry
into his towel to mock the handsome victim? |
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The bearded bad-guy ratchets up the pain, gripping his victim by
the biceps rather than the wrists. The ref again makes fun of the beaten
wimp by laughing and pointing. |
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Check out Lou Dinero, the handsome Italian, and his blond boy-toy,
Barry Longshaw. They can't help but smile as they jockey for position. From BG East, Lou Dinero vs. Barry Longshaw, Fantasymen 16 |
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Soon the blond stud takes control of the cocky Italian in the tighty-whitie
briefs. He locks on the Surfboard, his knee pressed between the hunk's
shoulders. |
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Longshaw continues to torture the Grease-ball, proving that cute
blonds are not all pussies. Dinero meanwhile looks like he is enjoying
this Surfboard punishment from the blond boy. |