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Issue 166
By: Man of 1,000 Holds
April 30, 2006
 

Gallery 702
Knee Boarding



The most common way to apply the Surfboard is to drop on one knee and press your other knee between the victim's shoulder blades.  You can tell from this stud's scowl of agony that this is a very painful position.

Even though this dude wore a mask to conceal his face, you can still tell from his eyes that this hold --and his opponent's relentless trash-talk -- is causing him great suffering.
The white kid thought he was tough with his powerful physique packed in those tight square cuts.  When will these white punks learn that the brothers are always more powerful?!

The black stud continues to bend his white toy in the wrong direction, teaching the pretty-boy to respect and honor his superiors.

The white kid is strong, but he is no match for the muscular black master.  His body is broken across the black dude's knee.


I like their sexy expressions:  the beefy victim wincing in pain, Austin Aries gritting his teeth, determined to hurt the stud, and the ref leaning in with a pained, compassionate look on his cute face as he talks calmly to the suffering stud.


The Surfboard gives the ref a chance to get in the trapped victim's face and ask him if he's ready to submit.  Then the brave hero, such as Rey Misterio, can shake his head and say "NO!  NO!!"

The Kneeling Surfboard also offers a great view of the attacker's lower body strength.  Check out the powerful legs on this strong hottie in the white trunks and black boots!  WOW!!

Steve Corino shows off the bulge in his white speedo as he over-powers huge Scott Steiner.  Corino is not the most muscular dude, but he sure knows how to wear a pair of wrestling trunks!

I like this stud's blue and white gear, and his Surfboard variation.  He plants BOTH knees into the muscular victim's spine for double the pressure on his punishing Surfboard!

Chris Daniels likes to punish his opponents in some long holds, and this victim really sells the agony, twisting his body around like he's sitting on a tack.

This long-haired victim throws his head back as his arms are stretched behind him.  Now he matches the image of the crucifixion tattoed on his chest.

Both wrestlers in this match have grown long hair like chicks, well past their shoulders.  This allows them to whip their hair around like leaves blowing in the wind, adding drama and raw energy to their grappling action.


This isn't the cleanest image of beefy Mike Enos, but it sure is an interesting pose.  His chest is stretched apart as he tosses back his head to show the fans the pain etched on his face.

Mark Jindrak loves to show off his great body by wearing shiny silver trunks, and by flexing his muscles when he's held in awkward holds like the Surfboard. The ref takes advantage of Jindrak's helpless position, pointing in his face and calling him a big pussy.
You would normally expect the cute blond kid to be trapped in a hold like this.  Here, young Spanky flips the script and punishes the larger bruiser in his Surfboard.

The camera zooms in on this Surfboard victim's face, so we get to enjoy every grunt, scowl, moan and groan right in our living room.


The Mexican fans love to see their heroes trapped in the dreaded Surfboard, their arms stretched back as they struggle to escape.

The caption says: "The mask in pieces and with blood running into his face, we see Magico being mistreated by Satanico."


The beefy daddy puts the pressure on the masked muscle-man.  The victim's rock-hard body glistens with sweat as his powerful arms are yanked back to the breaking point.

Yet another masked Mexican hero is punished by his chubby opponent, and the fans go home horny and happy.  To join in the fun, the ref shakes his finger in the Luchadore's face.

This huge Fireplug applies a Surfboard, then his ruthless partner kicks the helpless man square in the belly.  This is exactly the action the Mexican fans spend their hard-earned pesos on.

Is the ref making fun of the helpless stud, by pretending to cry into his towel to mock the handsome victim?

The bearded bad-guy ratchets up the pain, gripping his victim by the biceps rather than the wrists.  The ref again makes fun of the beaten wimp by laughing and pointing.


Check out Lou Dinero, the handsome Italian, and his blond boy-toy, Barry Longshaw.  They can't help but smile as they jockey for position.

From BG East, Lou Dinero vs. Barry Longshaw, Fantasymen 16

Soon the blond stud takes control of the cocky Italian in the tighty-whitie briefs.  He locks on the Surfboard, his knee pressed between the hunk's shoulders.

Longshaw continues to torture the Grease-ball, proving that cute blonds are not all pussies.  Dinero meanwhile looks like he is enjoying this Surfboard punishment from the blond boy.