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Caleb Konley



Have you seen the hot new talent in Deep South Wrestling named Caleb Konley?   He seems to enjoy wrestling in his underwear, which look like tighty-whitey's with the fly in the front.

I guess because his name is "Caleb Konley", which sounds like "Calvin Klein", he has his name printed on his waistband like a pair of Calvin Klein briefs.

Of course the most famous Calvin Klein model was Marky Mark Wahlberg, who we saw being stripped by a dog in the last gallery.  (Nice bicep, Marky!)  I'd say Caleb Konley is trying pretty hard to look like old Marky Mark strutting around in his briefs.

Marky Mark
Which is which?
Caleb Konley
Caleb curls his lips or blows a kiss to the camera, flirting for all he's worth.  Just compare that expression to Marky Mark's famous scowl above.


Here is Caleb Konley side by side with some random underwear model in Calvin Klein briefs.  The model may have a tighter body, but I'll bet Caleb could whip him in a wrestling match.


And Caleb has several different pairs of underwear trunks in different colors.  Here he flexes his muscles in his black briefs looking like Samson destroying the temple, and some chubby dude at ringside about dies of a heart attack.  

Caleb strikes a hot pose on the corner buckles, putting his junk on display in his tight black ball-huggers.  I think by this point, they're dragging that chubby fan out on a stretcher.
Here is Caleb looking pumped in a red-hot pair of red briefs.   Yes, this hunk looks incredible, but let's put him in the ring now and see if he can wrestle!

Caleb's partner for this tag team match is Sal Rinauro, who seems to be wearing a ripped up blue and white skirt that barely covers his black underwear.


Instead of displaying his name, his waistband now says "The Obsession", so he is still playing off the Calvin Klein ("Obsession") product line.  Obsession is their fragrence for men, and I'm wondering if that's what is glistening all over his skin.


Their skinny opponents hit the ring in matching blue and red shorts.  I'm sure Caleb and Sal will make easy work of these jobber chumps.

In the other corner, Sal and Caleb discuss how they plan to punish these jobbers, and who wants to inflict the most abuse and take the pinfall.

Sal Rinauro starts the match, but all eyes and cameras are on Caleb Konley, looking gorgeous outside the ropes as he reaches for a tag.
Caleb tags in and quickly takes control.  He applies a nice Arm-Wringer to Andrew Pendleton, the jobber with the sexy goatee.

Caleb continues to dominate and to look incredible in his red briefs.  He punishes the jobber's arm in a Hammer Lock.


The underwear model takes the jobber down to the mat, milking the Hammer Lock for maximum punishment.  The lucky fans get an interesting view of a hot dude wrestling around in red briefs and a pair of black boots.


Konley shows us he is not just a pretty face.  He also knows a few dozen ways to punish a jobber's arm.

Again Konley whips down the long haired jobber and applies an Arm Bar.  The jobber's name is Ryan Michaels if you care.

Cute Caleb allows the wimp to get to his feet, and he surprises Caleb by throwing him across the ring with a Snap Mare.

Andrew Pendleton tags in and drives a knee into Caleb's spine.  I'm sure these wrestlers know that the fans paid to watch Caleb suffer for at least 5 or 10 minutes.

Ryan Michaels tries for a pin, but the underwear model easily kicks out.

Caleb is draped over the corner buckles like laundry hung out to dry.  The fans get a great view of his body taking plenty of abuse.

HEY!  Andrew Pendleton is cheating, strangling the helpless hottie from outside the ring.  Those fans in the front row sure think it's funny, to watch our hero suffering in his underwear, kicking his legs around in agony and frustration.


Pendleton slams a boot into Caleb's handsome face.  Ouch, never trust a wrestler with a sexy goatee!

The mark of a great pro wrestler is the ability to sell the pain, and this kid's got it.  He pulls the ropes, struggling to drag his injured flesh up off the mat to attempt to reach his partner.

"Please stop hurting me!  I can't take any more of this punishment."

Oh yeah, this cute kid is good as the baby-face in peril.
Rinauro tries to rescue the boy toy from this painful Body Slam, but the ref forces him to stay outside the ring where he belongs.

Finally, Konley regains control and Suplexes the jobber off the top rope.  Meanwhile, the victim just about rips his underwear off his body.

Rinauro tags in to pin the helpless jobber and win the match.  

The Underwear Models are the winners!  They celebrate in the ring as the fans cheer for their hotness.

It's time for another photo shoot as the stud strikes some cocky poses in his white underwear.



With that cute smile, spiky hair, smooth tan body, and of course the underwear trunks, this stud is perfect Baby Face material.

Here is a hot outfit on Calvin Klein -- I mean Caleb Konley.  He's looking sweet in black briefs, a white vest and some happening movie star shades.  

Here he comes looking jacked with a gold belt covering his briefs.  You just know this hottie is going to get man-handled the minute he gets in the ring, and the fans can't wait.



Several hot wrestlers have used the underwear gimmick over the years:  Shawn ("Meat") Stasiak, Sexxxy Eddie, Eric Priest.  The fans just seem to enjoy the idea of guys wrestling in briefs, even if its just trunks made to look like briefs.

The fans are on the edge of their seats as Caleb gets in the ring wearing his whiteys, arguably his hottest trunks.


Caleb has a tough match tonite as he faces the cocky and very talented Simon Sermon.  Simon is a hottie and openly gay in and out of the ring, but he unfortunately wears a t-shirt when he wrestles.


Caleb interrupts the match to give the fans another long look at his bare chest.  I wonder how a gay wrestler like Simon Sermon feels about beating up a stud like this in the ring.

Caleb opens with a sharp knee to Simon's belly or possibly his crotch.  The fans see he has his nick name "The Obsession" written proudly across his ass.


Sermon may be gay but he is a very tough dude and not someone you want to fuck with.  He scoops up Caleb and Hammerlock Slams him on his arm to injure it.

Caleb does what he does best and sells the pain in his shoulder.  Simon Sermon is sadistically trying to injure him.  If you want to read Sermon's thoughts about how it feels to be openly gay in the pro wrestling biz, you can read an interview he did with GayProWrestling.com


Wow, nice pose!  Here is how some fan who saw this match described it:

"
This cruiserweight match got as much response as anything on the show. Sermon oozes arrogance in a way that gets instant heat."

"Konley has the physique, and he's a natural babyface. Sermon acted like Konley was no competition."

"Konley speared Sermon, but ended up spearing the post when he tried it again. Sermon worked the shoulder with a crucifix shoulderbreaker and a hammerlock slam."
"Sermon did the flip bump to the apron followed by the flip bump off the top ala Flair."

"Konley went up for a moonsault, but Sermon got the knees up."


"Sermon went right to the Manchester Driver (a sick piledriver from a crucifix powerbomb position) for the 1-2-3."

"Simon Sermon beat Caleb Konley in 6:17."  

The ref rushes over to attend to the fallen underwear wrestler and make sure he's OK.



The ref gladly embraces poor Caleb and helps him limp back to the locker room (even though it's Caleb's shoulder that's injured and he probably shouldn't be putting pressure on it.)
It must be hot in the arena because you can see Caleb has broken a sweat, or maybe that's his Obsession body spray shining up his skin.